Posts Tagged ‘humour’

The e-mail subject line

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010

People who can’t think of something half imaginative to write in the subject line of emails piss me right off, but worse than these people are the people who just reply to your email without giving it a second thought. Nothing says “I couldn’t give a shit and I don’t read past the first five words in the subject line anyway,” better than Re: at the beginning of the sentence. (more...)

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Manly Ponytails

Monday, June 28th, 2010

Much is made of the man who is brave enough to wrestle a crocodile or confront a shark. But, as we all know, this man is no match for the unsung hero who dares to rock a pony-tail in broad daylight, for this man has been mocked and belittled for centuries, and his plight is a dangerous and unforgiving one which is met with humiliation and ridicule at each and every turn.This man must have balls of steel and a nerve made solely of concrete. This man is a lone soldier. In truth, he has no friends (proof: have you ever seen a group of pony-tailed unsung heroes actually hanging out together?). (more...)

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Marriage

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

Is it me or does everything appear to be disposable these days? Every time I hear a celebrity has cheated on their spouse I roll my eyes, they usually pick someone who’s the spiting image of their wife anyway, so what’s the point. Okay, I can hear some of you asking, “Who the hell do you think you are to judge?” Well, I say I am a divorced woman not far from 30 who thinks marriage shouldn’t have such an easy ‘get out’ clause. (more...)

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Cleavage-therapy

Thursday, May 20th, 2010

I always used to wonder why it was that when I went to see one particular female doctor, I would leave the room with a feeling of intense gratification; the kind of blissful good-feeling you could only otherwise get from simultaneously having an orgasm while driving through a puddle at high speed and soaking pedestrians who completely don’t deserve it. (more...)

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