Aug
20

VHS

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VHS

Posted by: Mr Pink

Guys and girls, we've all experienced it: you're getting to that moment in the film where things are about to get a bit saucy. Yeah! And you are cunning, aren't you? Course you are, you've been giving this some careful thought. So far you've managed to pull off the whole I haven't seen this before and I have no idea about what's going to happen next, honest routine. But here's the thing: you know damn well. You know that although the guy and the girl are, right now, walking down the street and it's all very sombre and innocent, in just twenty seconds or so the film (and hopefully the few square-metres surrounding your couch) is about to get a red hot raging sexual fuel injection.

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Aug
18

Slamming doors.

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Slamming doors.

Posted by: Mr Pink

Nobody likes being on the receiving end of a severely slammed door, but doesn't it feel bloody good to do it yourself? You just can't get the same rush and satisfaction after a heated argument / debate with a landlord / break-up with a girlfriend any other way and generations of people in film / soaps / apartment blocks near you have proved this countless times. But in an age of health and safety and irritatingly thought-about door mechanisms, it seem that slamming doors may soon be on its way out...

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Aug
17

THE BASS PLAYER…

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THE BASS PLAYER…

Posted by: Sajeel

They're the most underrated and generally overlooked members of the band. To be honest, that's because lots of bass players really aren't that important to the music - they're just there to keep that necessary element of the rhythm going, almost imperceptibly, in the background. You wouldn't even notice the bass a lot of the time. And there's some really bad bass players whose incompetence is covered over by the rest of the band; Sid Vicious springs to mind.

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Aug
12

The Thesaurus

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The Thesaurus

Posted by: Mr Pink

If a zookeeper said to the owner of a recently disgraced zoo, “I've had a brilliant stroke of inspiration, want to hear it?” the owner of the zoo might say “sure, like I haven't got enough to do sorting out our legal case against that guy who had half his face bitten off by one of our rare endangered white tigers, what the hell is it?”

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